When hinges creak in a doorless theater, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts at a cabaret like no other!

FOOLISH MORTALS:

A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret

Kindly join us inside these haunted theaters, where you shall experience the creepiest of burlesque cabarets during this most gothic of seasons — where thwarted brides seek revenge, couples dance for all eternity, paintings change before your eyes, heads foretell your future, and grim-grinning ghosts fly overhead in search of one last mortal to join their cabaret troupe. Will it be you?

ONE NIGHT IN SEATTLE, WA

Triple Door Theatre

216 Union St,

Seattle, WA 98101

VIP Tickets - SOLD OUT

Saturday, September 26, 2026

Doors open at 6:30pm

Show at 7:30pm

THREE NIGHTS IN PORTLAND, OR

Alberta Rose Theatre

3000 Ne Alberta St.

Portland, OR

Friday, October 2, 2026

Saturday, October 3, 2026

Sunday, October 4, 2026

Doors open at 6pm

Show at 7pm

ONE NIGHT IN SALEM, OR

Salem's Grand Theater

191 High Street NE

Salem, OR 97301

Saturday, October 17, 2026

Doors open at 7pm

Show at 8pm

Be sure to bring your death certificate… there’s no turning back now.

Get your tickets while you can… we’re dying to see you.